It’s in his nature

“We begin with a couple who were less-than happily married.

One night, the wife stayed out all night.

The morning after, her husband asked her where she had been. She told him that she had stayed over at her female friend’s house. The husband was sceptical and called her 10 closest girlfriends and asked them whether she had stayed over the night before. None of them said that they had seen her.

Days later, the husband stayed out all night. When asked for his whereabouts the morning after, he answered that he stayed over at his male friend’s house. Suspicious, the wife called his 10 best buddies to ask whether they had seen him the night before. Of the 10, 8 claimed that her husband had stayed over the night before…another 2 claimed that he was still there now.”

A man showed his wife the above story that he received in an email. Intrigued, the wife decided to try it out for herself. She called up her husband’s 10 best friends and asked whether they had seen him the night before. Astounded, she found that not only was the above scenario confirmed, 1 friend even went so far as to say that her husband was asleep on the sofa after drinking too much the night before and offered to wake him up to come to the phone! Immediately after she put down the phone, her husband’s mobile phone started ringing, it was the friend:

‘Hey, where the hell are you?! Your wife is looking for you, but don’t worry, I told her that you were passed out at mine so make sure you drink something before going back!’

~ by mistyshadow on August 24, 2009.